jesus fuck stop
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
"describe yourself in five words"
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand.
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country
No but can you imagine Marius awkwardly trying to get Valjean to like him
"Well, I can see where Cosette gets her good looks from!"
"Oh…Well I mean you…What I guess I’m trying to say…You’re a pretty man, sir…"