kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen
another thing abt me. i use the đź‘Ť emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me đź‘Ť is an innocent happy polite little emoji
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
“ironic hell” is my favorite kind of punishment. someone being condemned to suffer eternally for their desires? boring, pedestrian, what are you catholic, etc. getting what you want but in a way that makes you wish you never did, on the other hand? now that makes me sit up a little straighter in my seat and lean forward excitedly
also call me sadistic but there’s something so satisfying about getting to see the moment someone realizes that their “reward” is nothing but a shiny gold-plated boot up the ass
